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starllex:

I KNOW WHY PATRICK STAR IS SO STUPID

BECAUSE HE LIVES UNDER A ROCK

YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN PEOPLE SAY “OMG DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK” WHEN YOU DONT KNOW SOMETHING?

YEAH THAT’S IT

attentio-n:

wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies

foxnewsofficial:

capnchase:

foxnewsofficial:

what the fuck are you doing to stop global warming right now

turning my ac all the way up too cool off the earth around my house

you’re just the man we’ve been looking for

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

titspajamas:

north korea eat a snickers you get a little nuclear terroristic when youre hungry

haldirs:

friendly reminder that in Finnish you don’t say ‘fits like a glove’

you say ‘fits like a fist in the eye’

in-diamond-shape:

villagers in Animal Crossing fit in these categories when it comes to looks

cute

bitch

thug

stoner

ogod what is tHAT

and Coco